The Art of Strategies

 A man with overweight problems calls a company and orders a program to lose 5kg in 5 days. The next day, there is a knock on his door, the man opens it and sees a very pretty girl wearing only running shoes (naked). She introduces herself as a representative of the company and has a sign that says "If you catch me, I'm yours." The girl starts running and the man, without thinking, runs after her... After a few miles, the man gets tired, he can't take it anymore and gives up. The same girl appears the next 4 days and the same thing happens. On the 5th day, the man weighs himself and notices that he has indeed lost 5kg as promised. The next day, the man calls the company again and orders the program to lose 10kg in 5 days. The next day, there is a knock on his door and the most beautiful and sexy woman he has ever seen appears. She is completely naked, wearing only running shoes and a sign that says "If you catch me, I'm yours." The man starts

An old man had a lake on his property. After a long time, he decided to go and see if everything was in order. He took a basket to take advantage of the walk and bring some fruits along the way... As he approached the lake, he heard lively voices. He saw a group of women bathing, completely naked. Upon seeing him, they all went to the deepest part of the lake, keeping only their heads out of the water. One of the women shouted: We will not come out while you are here! The old man replied: I did not come here to see you swim or come out naked from the lake! Raising the basket, he said to them: I am here to feed the crocodile.... MORAL: Age, experience, and cunning will always triumph over youth and enthusiasm.

Jorge had a beautiful wife and worked as a Designer, his wife named Carmen, worked as a secretary. Whenever they both came home from work, they were very tired and stressed by their work duties but still, the husband tried to cheer up his wife by making jokes, playing with her, tickling her, etc. The wife did not follow along, she only wanted to eat and go to bed to rest, the husband simply lowered his head and to avoid problems, he did not say anything so he went to wash the dishes, he tidied up the apartment while she slept. He did all this to help his wife so that she would not have much work at home, but things continued the same. The husband went out one Friday from work and a friend invited him for some drinks to let off some steam. Jorge accepted and they went to drink, but the friend took him to a brothel, Jorge upon seeing that they were heading to the "chongo" as his friend said, he said that he did not want to, but the friend insisted and convinced him. Jorge a

A young woman sat down next to an elderly man on a plane. She alerted the flight attendant as she took her seat. The flight attendant responded warmly, but the woman said abruptly: "Please find me another seat immediately. The flight attendant replied: "I'm sorry, ma'am, but the economy cabin is completely booked.” The woman responded: "But I can't travel next to an old useless man. Do something.” As the old man looked on in disbelief, the flight attendant said: "I'll speak to the captain about this.” The flight attendant went to see the captain and asked: "Captain, a woman is uncomfortable sitting next to an old poor man. What should we do?” Surprisingly, the captain's face changed. He seemed amused and said: "This woman is interesting. I've never encountered a problem like this before. I have a plan. Listen...” And the captain told the flight attendant what he wanted to do. The flight attendant was stunned by his plan.